Definitions by BVO1

Sauna Poo 

When you go to have a shower in your bathroom but while you wait for it to warm up you use the toilet. Whilst you squeeze one out on the toilet, the shower creates steam within the bathroom giving you the effect of having a poo in a sauna. Sometimes this can cause poo sweats.

Sorry I'm late, went for a shower but then treated myself too a sauna poo!

Sauna Poo by BVO1 April 7, 2010

Sit down wee 

The male act of going to the toilet for a wee,piss, number 1, lag, etc but sitting down to complete the act instead of conforming to the standard rules of standing up. This should only be used on rare occasions as a treat so that it doesn't become common place.

Iain: "Where you going Rob?

Rob: "I'm off to treat myself to a sit down wee!"

Sit down wee by BVO1 April 7, 2010

Shandy

The name giving to someone who is shit at something and called Andy!

Lisa: "While you call him Shandy?"

Rob: "Because he is shit and he's called Andy"

Shandy by BVO1 April 7, 2010