Satanic Butthole

A disorder when you have to take random and disturbingly large shits out of no where and you can't stop yourself. Also known as SBS (Satanic Butthole Syndrom). Sufferers find this syndrom to strike at the most inconventient times possible, and are difficult to wipe.

MSN Conversation:

Bella says:
Tom, I've been meaning to talk to you about something

Tom says: Kk

Bella says: I think it's time we

Tom says: Brb

*5 minutes later*

Bella says: Time we started seeing

Tom says: Brb
*5 minutes later*

Bella says: STARTED SEEING OTHER PEOP-

Tom says: BRB!!

Bella says: God Damn Tom, control your Satanic Butthole! I'm trying to break up with you here!

Tom: I'm sorry! It's uncontrollable! >_>

by Janice Booterman December 13, 2008

satans butthole

(sa-tans butt-hole) noun, adjective. satans butthole is the hottest place in the universe. if a soul is punished by going into satans butthole, they will turn to a very crispy piece of bacon than immediately combust, causing great pleasure for satan.

holy crap, its hotter than satans butthole today.

by hellfire64 July 21, 2009

Satan's Butthole

(n) A term used in beer pong when a team makes the center of the triangle resulting in a rather frustrating void in the middle of the target.

chad and jeremey lost the game because their balls repeatedly entered satan's butthole.

by gurrilladunkingonuts July 06, 2009

Satan's Butthole

An incredibly early time of the morning when nobody wants to be awake but has to be for some reason or another.

Often accompanied with the added words "crack of".

Dan: "Are you leaving early?"
Max: "Yea, man, like the crack of Satan's Butthole'.

by Sassperilla July 28, 2022