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Sasta Clout 

When you upload two music videos on your instagram and automatically start thinking of yourself as a musician
Sasta Clout by Azii May 6, 2020
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a person of no fear, somebody who will destruct anything in their way to get what they want.

also there known rapper called D-Sasta

"D-sasta is on the way"
D-sasta by D-Sasta July 2, 2007

The Sasta King 

Sasta: Poor quality joke.

The Sasta King : The King of Sastas.

def: a person who cracks the dumbest jokes one cant possibly think of. They can range from being very pathetic, pathetic, ok-ok types, or good or even hilarious!
Sahil: What did the apple say when the fat man was about to eat it?
Everyone: ermm... :S
Sahil: Nothing, apples can't speak!!!
Everyone: UGHHHHHHHH! All hail His Royal Highness The Sasta King ...Sahil !
The Sasta King by Top Secret ! October 6, 2007

Steamy Santa

A highly advanced defecation maneuver where one climbs to the roof of the unsuspecting party’s house, squats over the chimney and takes a shit, leaving excrement plummeting down the chimney. This results in a steamy deuce at the bottom of the living room fireplace. While the maneuver draws it’s name from and is similar to the western tradition of Santa Clause, it tends to draw a negative reaction from the unsuspecting party.
Individual 1: Did you hear Ricky gave Randy Lahey a Steamy Santa?
Individual 2: He did what?
Individual 1: He took a shit down Randy’s chimney leaving a steamy terd in the living room fireplace.

Individual 2: (Nods in approval) ....nice.....
Steamy Santa by #RickyShits February 12, 2020

Bread Santa 

A nickname given to anarchocommunist activist, philosopher, and revolutionary Pyotr (Peter) Kropotkin (Russian: Пётр Алексе́евич Кропо́ткин) (1842 – 1921), largely in part due to his appearance: a jolly, balding man with a large, white, bushy beard and glasses. These features combined make Kropotkin look strikingly like Santa Claus. The "bread" part comes from Kropotkin's most popular and distinguished work, "The Conquest of Bread", in which among other things, he criticizes capitalism by outlining core issues including class struggle, poverty and scarcity.
I just got done reading "The Conquest of Bread" by Bread Santa!
Bread Santa by Acriimony August 4, 2019

Gouty Santa 

gou-tee san-tuh- A fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. Only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.
Gouty Santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.
Gouty Santa by Giggles T. Clown August 31, 2016