sastamoine

To be of the sexiest stature. So sexy, that one woman, or man, cannot resist the sexual urge to bring themselves upon a person with the last name 'Sastamoine'. Usually the first name Tucker, but not always!
"I am Sastamoine, Tucker Sastamoine. A man of the Sexiest Stature, thrust yourself upon me!"
by anonymous February 27, 2024
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