Sassup 

Ketchup, Catsup; Pronounced by five year olds with obesession for Ketchup

May I have Sassup with my chicken fingers

Sassup by Lyss's Mom August 11, 2008

Sassopotamus 

Noun: A person whose sassy behavior transcends human proportions... one might say to the level of a hippopotamus. May also be used to describe a sassy fat person.

Related to the slightly more derogatory word, sassopotabitch.

Person handing out flyers: We are having a show tonight! (offers flyer to Karen)

Karen: Oh sorry, the trash is over there...

Karen's friend: You're such a sassopotamus, Karen.

Sassopotamus by thing2 May 4, 2014

Sassuality 

Sassuality is simply the act of being sassy. It can be defined as a love and desire for verbal power; supernatural confidence; and an unrelenting pursuit of attention. An early sign of sassuality is a burning passion for the last word in every conversation, debate, or discussion. Most sassies can create dramatic phrases spontaneously.

Plural: Sassies
Singular: Sassy

My sassuality is going to make me sass the crap out of that person!

Sassuality by Majivugirl November 7, 2011

Sasspect 

A person who may or may not be guilty of sass, however most likely is guilty of it.

Person 1: "Did you see what she just did?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she is a total sasspect!"

Sasspect by livn September 17, 2014

Sasspleton

Sasspleton a word created by the almighty Bob. Sasspleton is a Sassy Rum also known as Appleton Estate.

WHERES MY FUCKING SASSPLETON?
DISO MY FUCKING SASSPLETON!
mmm, Sasspleton.
GIVE MY FUCKING GRUSH BACK

Sasspleton by GTTR July 17, 2010

Sasspergers 

An affliction whereby the person is entirely unaware that they are sassy all the time, especially when it is uncalled for.

The way she talks to the pastor, you'd think she has sasspergers.

Sasspergers by Bristol Townie Jr December 24, 2014

sasspot 

Noun. A person who is smartass-ish in nature yet extremely bold and inappropriate.

Hey Billy, don't be such a sasspot!!

sasspot by Kalie Rogan November 5, 2006