sassaphone

an imaginary phone that pertains to someone's sassy attitude.

Derek was very rude to the teacher, so Jessie said, "Ring, Ring." And Whitney said, "Derek, it's for you; your sassaphone is ringing."

or

Josh was in a bad mood, and was very edgy so Emily told him to hang up his sassaphone.

by j.stizzle April 3, 2010