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an imaginary phone that pertains to someone's sassy attitude.
Derek was very rude to the teacher, so Jessie said, "Ring, Ring." And Whitney said, "Derek, it's for you; your sassaphone is ringing."

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Josh was in a bad mood, and was very edgy so Emily told him to hang up his sassaphone.
by j.stizzle April 03, 2010
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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