Sasmeet

An idiot who throws j20 on you for no reason

Tom: hey that guy threw a j20 on me
Bob: ye he's just like a sasmeet

by Sasmeet November 10, 2019

Sasmeet

Good at hockey, rugby, cricket but he's also like Joey from friends and loves drinking j2o

Person 1: Look at Sasmeet, he can down a whole j2o in one go!!
Person 2: Have you seen him play hockey too, he's like the Messi of hockey

by JEPPEJ January 6, 2020

sameetjob

When a woman performs felatio on a man whilst he drops a cleveland steamer on her, in conjunction with her giving birth (not necessarily to the baby of the man receiving the sameetjob) to a child.

-"Yo, dat bitch gave me a sameetjob in da hospital yesterday."
-"Was it your child?"
-"I dunno...who gives a shit? It's still a sameetjob!"

by Ramakrish March 23, 2007

Sameet

One who is wise, thoughtful and damn good looking

Wow, you are like Sameet

by sameet April 3, 2005

Sanmeet

Shmexy Beast

My boi Sanmeet is an absolute god damn Shmexy Beast and urban dictionary tells lies if it says otherwise

by God's Real Dad August 14, 2021

Saumeet

Red nosed robocat who is the Hypocrite of the highest order.
Would suck on Wengers Cock when given a chance. Wanks off to any thing that mentions good about Arsenal.

Jeez!!! Stop doing a Saumeet, Arsenal are shite Period.

by thugwhoshaggedgooners February 27, 2010

Saumeet

someone who makes you ridicule yourself for being born after arguing with him. then, you go on to ridicule your parents for providing you with computer and internet that led you to Saumeet.

you do a Saumeet to me and expect me to be nice to you?!!

by Roman Elphadeecha February 28, 2010