Saskia'd

Female version: A woman who is wrongfully accused of performing oral sex to a married dude during a resort destination wedding only based on "his" testimony. Character defamation. The victim of excessive male bravado.

Male version: A woman who freely gives blow jobs to a married man at a wedding. Yayyaah.

Universally abridged version: an international blow job related incident of global concern where the jury is still out on what really transpired.

Man: "Man if i hadn't just gotten married, i would totally get Saskia'd."

Woman: "The thought of her getting Saskia'd is SO upsetting. My fly girl was not trying to swallow some fly....she just met the dude and thought he was an arrogant prick---plus it was waaay too humid to be in a tiny bathroom giving a hummer."

Saskia'd by allkindsofwrong June 14, 2013

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dirty saskia

When your missus clears out your bank account before a big night out with the boys

Can you buy this round? I got dirty Saskia'd

dirty saskia by Munkazoid February 11, 2019

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Dirty Saskia

When you let your missus insert large objects in your rectum and let them pop out by themselves.

I Dirty Saskia'd my toaster last night!

Dirty Saskia by KinkyWinky123 February 22, 2024

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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