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Female version: A woman who is wrongfully accused of performing oral sex to a married dude during a resort destination wedding only based on "his" testimony. Character defamation. The victim of excessive male bravado.

Male version: A woman who freely gives blow jobs to a married man at a wedding. Yayyaah.

Universally abridged version: an international blow job related incident of global concern where the jury is still out on what really transpired.
Man: "Man if i hadn't just gotten married, i would totally get Saskia'd."

Woman: "The thought of her getting Saskia'd is SO upsetting. My fly girl was not trying to swallow some fly....she just met the dude and thought he was an arrogant prick---plus it was waaay too humid to be in a tiny bathroom giving a hummer."
Saskia'd by allkindsofwrong June 14, 2013
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dirty saskia 

When your missus clears out your bank account before a big night out with the boys
Can you buy this round? I got dirty Saskia'd
dirty saskia by Munkazoid February 11, 2019

Dirty Saskia 

When you let your missus insert large objects in your rectum and let them pop out by themselves.
I Dirty Saskia'd my toaster last night!
Dirty Saskia by KinkyWinky123 February 22, 2024

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026