a little shit that thinks everything he says is really funny. fr though all he does is say cringy shit that no one laughs at that makes me want to bury myself in a hole and drink acid to kill myself. please god help him, otherwise Marlen Sittampalam will churn him in his stand mixer in the shitty town that is Swindon. he honestly is the most horny motherfucker known to man yet he does not have the ability to speak to a girl without shitting himself
Love crazed, runway model who's the best friend ever. Car enthusisast. Can smell food from a mile away. Homeboy to his bros. Also always burps really loudly.
A Japanese guy over 6ft and 280lb you would typically see Sashida’s in dark alleyways vigorously stroking their cock well simultaneously yelling in Hebrew “I CANT SIT DOWN BECAUSE OF MY HEMORRHOIDS”