Guy 1: hey
you know sarahshroom?
Guy 2: oh yeah the one who’s in love with CypherLiveisntavailable?
Guy 1: yup that one.
Guy 2: damn sarahshroomisntavailable is my
favourite ship.
Sarahshroom: guys wtf we’re
not even dating
Cypher: or are we?
Sarahshroom: we’re not.
Cypher: aha but we could be
Sarahshroom: I mean.. 😳😳
Cypher: 😩😩😩
Guy 1 and 2: get a fucking room guys