Definitions by Definitelynotcypherlive

Disast3rgae 

Somebody who continually falls up stairs.

Guy 1: haha look that person just fell UP the stairs

Guy 2: lmao what a disast3rgae
Guy 1: yeah that makes him look so submissive and breedable
Guy 2; lmao just like disast3rgae

Disast3rgae by Definitelynotcypherlive August 9, 2021

Sarahshroom 

Sarahshroom is well known for her enemies to lovers story with famous twitch streamer CypherLiveisntavailable. Sarahshroomisntavailable has since then become a popular ship within every community to ever exist.

Guy 1: hey you know sarahshroom?
Guy 2: oh yeah the one who’s in love with CypherLiveisntavailable?

Guy 1: yup that one.
Guy 2: damn sarahshroomisntavailable is my favourite ship.
Sarahshroom: guys wtf we’re not even dating

Cypher: or are we?
Sarahshroom: we’re not.
Cypher: aha but we could be

Sarahshroom: I mean.. 😳😳
Cypher: 😩😩😩
Guy 1 and 2: get a fucking room guys

Sarahshroom by Definitelynotcypherlive July 12, 2021

CypherLiveisntavailable

CypherLiveisntavailable is a very important member of society for who owns every pronoun in existence. Also a total rip off of every other mcyt and commentary youtuber to come before them, but kurtis Danny and drew shouldn’t mind him stealing their entire personality’s because she started watching them at a young age and is incapable of forming their own personality seeing as the internet ruined it for them at a young age- it’s cool tho cuz they’re swaggin

Guy 1: hey are you following CypherLiveisntavailable on all platforms?

Guy 2: no

Guy 1: well..you should

Guy 2: don’t tell me what to do big boss man

Guy 1: i can make you do anything I want

Guy 2: bro 😳

Guy 1: bro 😏

Guy 2: you tryna romance me bro?

Guy 3: *opens door* wtf

CypherLiveisntavailable by Definitelynotcypherlive July 5, 2021