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Santa Claude 

An impostor of the one and only Santa Clause/St Nick/Father Christmas/ Fat Jolly Man.

The typical Santa Claude does it for the benefit of his own sexual needs and wants, usually a pedophile or sexual predator.
Damn Fool! Look at that Santa Claude with all those innocent kids queuing up to sit on his lap.
Santa Claude by Mrs Claude December 13, 2010

The ‘Santa Clause’ 

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.
The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!
Word of the Day on December 7, 2018

santa clause

That creepy guy at the mall who pops a boner in your lap when you sit down for a picture you'll just throw away in 4 months.
santa clause by Human July 29, 2003

santa clause

Some weird ass old hobo that breaks in your house through the chimney and steal your all your food items like cookies and milk.Santa also knows exactly every action you took that year and will "reward" you accordingly.
timmy:Mom who is the weird man downstairs?
mother: please stay quite timmy and hide under the bed. Santa clause is here
santa: hohoho someone was a BAD BOY
santa clause by It's koni May 12, 2022

Holy fucking Santa clause shit

An expression used when something crazy just happened.
Derived from the movie Step Brothers
Guy 1- I just won the lottery. No big deal.

Guy 2- Holy fucking Santa clause shit that's awesome!

Santa Clause Clause 

A clause in a contract that is only true if you believe it.
eg. a "Santa Clause Clause" would be a clause stating that you may never sue the other party to the contract no matter what he does.
Santa Clause Clause by traderjoe January 10, 2010

santa clause

A man who sits in the mall and recieves lap dances from children, promising to deliver them presents in return for the favour.
"Hoe,hoe, hoe!" I hear Santa Clause calling his bitches again.
santa clause by anon. April 3, 2005