Also known as pornaments, or pornographic Christmas tree ornaments which depict beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions.
Oh my god, will you look at those SantaBalls! I always wondered why Mrs. Claus has such a bigh shit eating grin on her face all the time. Seems she had a thing for Rudolph and all of those elves.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'