An exceptionally clever form of comeback, rejoinder, riposte or repartee designed to entertain mainly the speaker; a inside joke of the purest form reserved for only the gifted and those who are smart enough to follow them.
Truman Capote frequented a Key West Bar. A man's wife, enamored of Capote left her drunken husband's table, walked over and gushingly asked Capote to autograph a paper napkin.
The woman's husband angrily, staggered over to Capote's table, assumed an intimidating position over the diminutive writer, pulled out his junk and bellowed in a drunken slur, "Since you're autographing things, why don't you autograph this?"
Capote's response was sanjeevous:
"I don't know if I can autograph it, but perhaps I can initial it."
The woman's husband angrily, staggered over to Capote's table, assumed an intimidating position over the diminutive writer, pulled out his junk and bellowed in a drunken slur, "Since you're autographing things, why don't you autograph this?"
Capote's response was sanjeevous:
"I don't know if I can autograph it, but perhaps I can initial it."
by Captclam January 12, 2012
by clapton99 February 12, 2010
Sanjeev, a smart dude. He is one of the smartest people you know, but when you really know him well, you will realise he is a faker, and is just a little above average. He can argue himself out of almost any predicament, and can outsmart people all the time. He is shitty at sports, but is really really really competitive, and looks dumb when playing sports. Sanjeev doesn't need to worry about smarts, but his real problem is when it comes to his social life. He has completely different personalities when interacting with different people, and he seems to dumb himself down when talking to certain people. He has a few really good friends, who he trusts a lot, but he is very closed off about his secrets. He always gossips with people, and makes enemies quickly. Honestly, Sanjeev is just really different.
by TheAnonynouse February 17, 2018
by Roasted March 5, 2003
Sanjeev is a Gemini gaslighter manipulator who uses girls for sex and is a complete player. His ego is so high just because he’s tall but he has a big nose and he’s low key ugly.
“Yo did you see Sanjeev over there?”
“Ew, he follows a bunch of girls on Instagram and they don’t follow him back, he’s so desperate!!”
“Ew, he follows a bunch of girls on Instagram and they don’t follow him back, he’s so desperate!!”
by myyaa April 21, 2022
