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Sangeapism

Pronounced as "San-Jeep-Ism"

A elongated response of a completely random nature that is structured as neither poetry or prose but rather more of insane indifference.
Person A: "Hey man, I think the tickets to the Mets game is sold out. I'm sorry, but maybe next time okay?"

and the sangeapism (response) for that would be:

Person B: "I remember how I got interested in the Mets.
Winters I used to run in Flushing Corona Meadows park, for the fresh air. When I got bored of just circling the lake at the south end and craved some mental stimulation I would wander the whole length of the park, passing Shea Stadium.

After a few trips I switched to city streets in winter. I got an analog-digital blue faced watch so that I wouldn't stop too long at stores. I used to pick a street and jog 10 miles, in one of 12 directions.
At a Run to Home Plate at Shea Stadium that icelandic trustee runner lent his watch to a race official, I didn't ask why. It wasn't a ten million dollar watch, just something digital.
Now Shea Stadium is gone, I don't know why."
by Oscart Mattball August 14, 2010
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Sanderpism Karma

The oldest religion known to man. Sanderpism Karma is usually just refurred to as Sanderpism. Sanderpism uses the basic principles of Karmic justification but one is hit by a far greater karmic force then the dosed out. Sanderpism Karma is the greatest religion ever and all members concider themselves elitests and believe other religions are stupid. Sanderpism Karma is the worship of Herp Herp Sanderp, the godess of all. Sanderp is also sometimes seen as a fertility goddess in Hindu lore and has 14 penises as well as 5 boobs, each nipple representing a sex. Sanderp is also believed by her followers to have been the one who truly created the Tajma Hall as well as the Kahma Sutra.
"What religion do you follow?" " SANDERPISM KARMA MO FUCKA! What about you?! WAIT ITM DONT MATTER BITCH NO MATTER WHAT IT IS IT SUCKS DONKEY DONG"
by Sanderpist Schollar November 4, 2011
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