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sanford girls 

the essential popped collar is a must. they think that all those guys are looking at them because their hot, and nothing else. most are slutty, with their blonde ditz hair covered with gel and their boobs hanging out of their neatly undone oxford shirt. they are commonly loved by the teachers and commomly hated by the ex-boyfriends. few have true friends, most do have their covetted posse though.
Leah-to most naive girls she is a peach, but to those who know her, shes a sexually agravated stuck up child.
sanford girls by sean cook January 3, 2005
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Sanford Girls 

they give sabber-tooth crotch crickets to every single guy they fuck, which is a lot!!
I saw Elly giving a nigger a sabber-tooth croth cricket at Wawa for the second time.....this week
Sanford Girls by billy bob February 20, 2005

sanford girls 

There are some hot girls who have their problems. First of all is Kaela who can be nice at times and then be a complete bitch at others. She goes for the grimiest guys in the school (AKA Tim Hussy). Jen is needs to realize that she is not nearly as hot as the other girls and get over it. Dan is not the greatest boyfriend( he is whipped like no other). Ali is probably the hottest girl in sanford but goes for these dumbass tatnall guys who r just jocks on steroids. Jenna is attractive but made the dumb decision of being with asshole Jeff JAWS Winnington for 5 years. She really has a better attitude then some of these girls. I can't wait to see where they get in life(AKA Nowhere)
Sanford Girls Suck a lot of Cock
sanford girls by Boomer F April 19, 2005

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026