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Will make you good food!

Very very iconic sexual intercourse.
I want my surname to be Sandova, Sandova - big dick
Sandova by Okrrrr slay May 4, 2023
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Scandoval 

A high profile scandal committed by a treacherous, despicable human being. Usually involving a bambi eyed snake of a woman.
I hope this affair doesn’t turn into a full blown scandoval.
Scandoval by BravoBabe March 9, 2023

sandovaled 

the act of being served one too many drinks while pretending not to notice that you are slurring your words and wanting to fight everyone in the room.
Why were you arrested last night? Holy crap, I think I got Sandovaled!
sandovaled by astroboy906 February 3, 2010

Sandoval 

Common surname of Spanish origin. Typically belonging to the somewhat rebellious, extremely tough, and most badass vatos and locas to ever live. This is the 233rd most common name among Latinos in the US. Don’t let a Sandoval hear you pronouncing their name Sand-Oval. You may catch the cuete. Put a little spice on it a let it roll off your tongue as

“S aa n-d oh- V AA L.”
Approach anyone with the surname Sandoval with caution. They come equipt with attitude and a natural propensity for resting bitch face. Despite their exterior the Sandoval’s are a fun loving, comical and proud people.
la familia mas chingona se llama Sandoval, ahuevo que si
Sandoval by Hijadetumadre July 22, 2020

Sandoval 

A more common last name than people think. One does not have to look hispanic to have this last name. No, it is not Sand(pause pause pause) Oval. It's one word. Do not call one with this name an Oval in the Sand.
John: Hi Ms. Sand-Oval how are you today?

Ms.Sandoval: *Slap* Boy shut you mouth and learn English.
Sandoval by VampAtDawn March 6, 2009

The dirty sandoval 

Sticking ur Peter in a girls dirty trail
Its more then a mustache its the hole beard the dirty sandoval
The dirty sandoval by Ooof1999 July 18, 2019

Dirty Sandoval 

Is when The Nevada State Governor "Brian Sandoval" fucks the state workers and wipes it under the public's nose.
Nevada State workers getting fucked again by that Dirty Sandoval..
Dirty Sandoval by nevada blue January 26, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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