Sand Bear

The ferocious, merciless, and unforgiving monster your girlfriend becomes when she gets sand in her vagina after unsuccessful beach coitus.

Man: You wanna go swimming?

Sand Bear: Fuck off!

Man: Maybe make a campfire?

Sand Bear: Burn in hell!

Man: Give it another try?

Sand Bear: Oh you'd like that wouldn't you, you son of a bitch! Why don't you shove some sand up your dick!

by manbearsquid May 3, 2010

bear sand

Typically a composite mixture of Dorito Cheese Power, Gardetto Dust, and Goldfish Powder. It is also very common to include little bits of chicken strip seasoning and dried up hamburger helper in the substance. Properly named "Bear Sand" to reflect it's soft, loamy sand texture once built up to enough volume.

I think the previous tenant here was an animal...I found bear sand all over the place

by tornadowatch420 July 26, 2016

higgidy diggidy dearing sand the end of a bearing

if you serched dis up u r very boerd

higgidy diggidy dearing sand the end of a bearing

by PowerCat3234567 November 6, 2020