San Francisky 

A diminutive nickname of San Francisco. Not very popular, but rather an obscure reference to a Sid Dithers quote from Second City Television (SCTV)...

Less offensive to locals than other nicknames for The City, such as "Frisco" or "San Fran".

Sid Dithers: "San Francisky? So how did you came, did you drove or did you flew?"

San Francisky by San Franciskyan July 23, 2009

San Francisco Sheet Cake 

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

San Francisco Sheet Cake by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

San Francisco 

The only city where a Big Mac costs $13.

San Francisco is pretty, but it costs too much.

San Francisco by Urban Steve March 7, 2019

san francisco spider 

The most intimate way for two people, usually two men, to ride a motorcycle at the same time. Allows for not only maximum enjoyment and thrill of riding a motorcycle, but also of whichever Twink you might be hung up on at the same time. Its really quite simple, the operator of the motorcycle rides the motorcycle like normal, but his passenger, who usually would ride behind him (allowing for a reach around and or light nipple play) rides in front of the driver, facing him. The possibilities that this opens up for further enjoyment of motorcycle riding are endless.

Jaun and I rode the motorcycle down to the beach last night, and we rode San Francisco Spider the whole way, you wouldn't believe hot it was frotting on the highway.

san francisco spider by saddestbro February 1, 2019

San Francisco White Fish 

A used condom filled with ejaculate that is covered in human feces from gay anal sex that has washed upon any shore along the San Francisco Bay Area coastline. A variation of the fabled and legendary Coney Island White Fish.

Goofus: Yo' dawg remember when I was at your house last week and I had to pinch a loaf in your parents bedroom because they were fumigating the guest bathroom for fartworm? Well dawg I didn't mean to snoop but before I could make brown, I opened the toilet and saw a fresh healthy San Francisco White Fish swimming around. I think it might have been part Koi as it had a brown birthmark on its forehead. But what I'm assuming is that the last time your parents were on a romantic walk on baker beach, they saw this little fella' wash up on shore and instead of doing the humane and sensible thing and throw it back, they decided to bring it home risking its life further and raising it in this toilet in hopes to be domesticated. That or your dad had gay anal sex behind your moms back and got fucked up the ass!

Gallant: Fuck you you stupid motherfucker!!!

San Francisco White Fish by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr November 9, 2020

San Francisco Gold Rush 

Having anal sex with a person to completion and then urinating in that person's anus.

Invented by David Cross on 1/28/16 in San Francisco during a comedy show at Davies Symphony Hall.

After anal sex, he wanted the feeling of a warm colonic rushing into his lower intestine, so I gave him a San Francisco Gold Rush.

San Francisco Gold Rush by RowdyRoutman October 14, 2016

San Francisco Speedbump 

When you hit a bump in the road while driving and go flying through the air. Meanwhile, your passenger unknowingly slips a dildo under your ass, spearing you as you land back on your seat.

I hit a giant pothole on the highway, and before I knew it, the gay hitchhiker I picked up had given me the San Francisco Speedbump.

San Francisco Speedbump by Blumper Decker Dactyl September 15, 2011