sampers

A man with a small penis and large balls

Look at the Sampers on that one

by Psycho sweety September 18, 2020

Sampers

Sunglasses or protective optic wear aka (POW)

E.g. “My dog has bad eyes, so when we go out on the town I put his sampers on, he couldn’t see otherwise. Chicks love sampers though.”

by Here for a good time September 14, 2022

Simpers

Simpers are the people who are falling instantly in love with people they don't know but find very attractive.

Michael: Oh dude look, there are some very nice girls

Paolo: Damn yes

Michael: We are such Simpers

by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020

sapersteins

tits on a jewish girl

My, Sarah Silverman has some fine sapersteins !

by Virgin Suicides June 16, 2017

swampers

tall rubber boots with or without a cold weather lining that are worn in swampy, muddy or wet enviroments.

"I put on my swampers to go help my buddy get his truck out of the mud"

by yooper gal April 30, 2012

Simpers

When a bunch of people are “simping” on something or someone.

“God, those people are such simpers”

by AxrieJbtw July 29, 2020

sapperstrucked

The emotion and/or state of being in which the person is both happy and sad, bored and fustrated, and wishes to do everything and nothing at once. This feeling may also include a sense of loneliness and horniness but without any drive to actually do anything, causing further fustration. Can often come about during times at which this person is in a very bad situation. People who are constantly sapperstrucked are beyond emo.

"shit I have to get this project done or I fail...but i won't cause i'm sapperstrucked"

"Miss, i'd fuck you right now...i mean i can't do any work because i'm sapperstrucked"

"She's really emo?" "no she's sapperstrucked...not even the emos 'get' her"

by Chewy Von Sudbury April 7, 2008