Omg, where do i start? Sambo is the big boss, no question bout' it. He has a 20 inch horse
cock und the biggest balls in the whole world!
Prettiest man, biggest biceps, best Fifa player in da world,best darts player in da world, this list has literally no end.
Bitches call him 'daddy', others call him 'big boss' or 'Captain Ochsenschwanz'.
He could fuck your
mom if he wanted to. So please shut the fuck up and bow down to mothafuckin SamboGame.