SamRichter 

Sam Richter (noun): The unfortunate and deeply humbling moment during an overzealous wipe when your finger breaches the toilet paper barrier, resulting in direct, unpleasant contact with your own feces. Often accompanied by a mix of horror, regret, and immediate hand-washing.

I was in a rush and went full-on SamRichter—worst part of my morning. Now my fingers have an uncleansable stink.

SamRichter by Brett Weir December 27, 2024

Sammicher

A sammich (sandwich), but only sammicher.

Person 1: You know, if you added bacon into that ham sammich, it would be... *dramatic pause* SAMMICHER.

Person 2: OMG

Sammicher by Obv troll is obvious October 1, 2020