Sam Pardon

Sam pardon is used when referring to somebody who has a lot of (fake) confidence, delusions of grandeur and rich parents(who spoil him)

Somewhat of a dutch Roger Elliot

Goofy ass Sam Pardon flexing with his parents riches.

That guy really Sam Pardoned his way thru college.
Dont be such a Sam Pardon, we all know you are insecure.

Sam Pardon by Sam Pardon memelord October 12, 2018

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Sam Parsons

A Sam Parsons is someone who digs up old photos and comments/likes them bringing embarressment to the other party. Also referred as Parsons Archaeology. Its considered to be a form of stalking and should be shunned.

Scientists have studied such practices and have concluded that it is due a lack of spooning that causes the perons to become a Tony Robinson of facebook (timeteam).

"Sam why are you looking at pictures of me from 2009 you freak?"
I was pulling a sam parsons.
Yeh hes such a sam parsons.

Sam Parsons by Denby JT October 23, 2012

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Sam Parsons

Kid who likes Naruto and is addicted 24/7

Sam Parsons: hey want to see Naruto thing
Me: what is that

Sam Parsons by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019

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Sam Parsons

A kid who is addicted to Naruto and only talks about Naruto 24/7

Sam Parsons: want to see Naruto
You: what is that

Sam Parsons by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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