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sam out
To leave someone who you aren't yet officially dating completely in the dust for no reason whatsoever. The action usually begins with a pathetic one night stand with your Ivy League ex-girlfriend at a Say Anything concert. When you get excited that your Princeton Princess will get back together with you, she won't because, well, her Princeton Prince is just way smarter than you, at which point, you will settle for the Asian slut just begging to change your Facebook picture to Hello Kitty. You will let her change your Facebook picture, along with your interested in to say that you're gay, and then you will proceed to give her the original innocent girl you left behind's Death Cab ticket.
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Sam’d Out
When you drink hard and fast, calling everyone else a pussy and then proceed to pass out and sleep for the next 12hrs. Typically, you are unresponsive and cannot be moved.
Can be used in difference tenses.
Can be used in difference tenses.
“Where did Sam go? He was chugging beers like no tomorrow and calling everyone else a loser”
“I found him on the sofa, he’s Sam’d out”
“Ahh man, just leave him there. I stuck things up his nose and he still didn’t wake up”
“I found him on the sofa, he’s Sam’d out”
“Ahh man, just leave him there. I stuck things up his nose and he still didn’t wake up”
Sam’d Out by MozzaBacon April 13, 2019
to hang out with sam
to hang out with sam by name November 10, 2003
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