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Sam Kelly 

Some professional gamer at fortnite who thinks Max is a salt queen x10000000000000000000000. He isnt a bad guy after all. He is actually a great person that is happy with everyone and likes to be around friends. He is the greatest guy you’ll ever meet. Follow him on Instagram @InstantMemez_
Sam Kelly is the best Fortnite player ever! I really wanna meet him someday!

sam kelly 

thinks hes the shit but actually is a bitch that doesnt know it he he has a legend city sweater on but doesnt have any shoes
sam kelly by wgjhurghjerophygfh December 21, 2017

sam kellerman

Dead public access TV personality that had a hip-hop call-in show at 1:30 am Sat. nights from Metro TV in N.Y.C. Was younger brother of Max Kellerman of Fox TV. Sam was also in the first Yankee Network TV commercials and a car commercial afterwards. Believed he moved to LA to pursue a career in sports journalism in boxing. Ironically twist has it his friend and roommate, a/k/a The Harlem Hammer had known Kellerman for about 30 years, is now his killer.
Was beaten to death in L.A. by his boxer friend who then stole his car and was at large for 48 hours till the cops caught him.
sam kellerman by it's a riddle October 25, 2004

sam keller 

the fucking man; a god among west coast quarter backs
Every year Sam Keller chooses one lucky first born child to be thrown into the sun.
sam keller by Tanner Case November 1, 2007

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026