A Polish sausage on a hot dog bun smothered in Franks Redhot sauce, jalepenos, refried beans and boiled broccoli. After about one hour of eating it you will cut a loud stinky fart that smells like horse dung.
Last night Fred ate an Uncle Salty and got us kicked out a movie theatre when he farted a few times because we were laughing so hard and the movie wasn't a comedy.
by Hambone the Rhino May 20, 2010
Salty Uncle refers to a truly adorable man, who can be as soft and loving as a teddy bear marshmallow or as driven and focused as bad ass navy seal with a score to settle. They can sometimes be referred to Salty Pork Hand too, which is strange as they are more commonly associated with being addicted to Salted Fish and Fresh Mango, post massage. As loyal as an Akita, they will never let you down and have been known to excel at jobs such as Quality Assurance & Regulatory Management, Trade Show Management, Spontaneous Spy missions to India and Guidance Councillor.
"Hey, check out Salty Uncle over there.. look at him go! Looks like he's on a mission to return 12 umbrellas to hotel to avoid a fine"
"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"
"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"
"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"
"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"
by Mangoes Since 2025 June 04, 2025