Salty Fries 

your fingers after performing a manual sexual stimulation, especially if you lick them

She sucked them so well after I finger-banged her so hard...she likes them salty fries!

Salty Fries by gray696969 December 8, 2018

Canadian Salty Fries 

When a girl uses french fries as an anal dildo then sprinkles her pubes on them and eats them.

Andy- Hey man wanna get some Canadian Salty Fries with me?
Josh- Nah man I'm already full from the last time we had those
Andy- Fuck you man! {PUNCH}

Canadian Salty Fries by ABuurges January 4, 2013

Sally Fries 

Weaker French fries made for the sissiest of men or classy ladies. Usually made with sweet potatoes, pairs well with midol.

I'm feeling like a little bitch tonight, so can I switch your onion rings for your sally fries?

Sally Fries by -changa- August 29, 2016

salt the fries 

to snort cocaine off of an erect penis

"Sorry we took so long in the bathroom, but I wanted to salt the fries before hitting the dancefloor."

salt the fries by Dave Public July 31, 2007

salt the fries 

1) A cryptic reminder in System Shock when the game crashes.
2) A cryptic reminder any other time you feel like it. Usually used to screw with someone's head.
3) A vague compliment, meaning nothing at all.

1) Remember to salt the fries!
2) Jack, when I get back, the goddamn fries better be salted.
3) Dude, she salts the fries.

salt the fries by Vidmaster1911 August 14, 2006

would you like some fries with that salt

An excellent comeback when someone is acting salty.

Person: You never do anything people ask you.

Me: Would you like some fries with that salt, sir?

would you like some fries with that salt by Skrattar du forlorar du May 23, 2018