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chocolate salty balls 

a specialty cooked by the pimp character chef on the show south park. also refers to his balls.
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.- Chef, referring to his chocolate salty balls
chocolate salty balls by RMG October 27, 2004

chocolate salty balls 

A type of chocolate candy cooked by Chef on south park (played be r&b singer Isaac hayes). the name leads to many double entendras on the show, making it a recurring gag during the episode "chef's chocolate salty balls", as well as appearing on the CD "chef aid: the south park album"
*song chef sings while selling his candy

hey everybody have you seen my balls?
they're big and salty and brown
if you ever need a quck pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth

ooo, suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em in your mouth,
put em in your mouth and suck em and suck em

chocolate salty balls 

A guys balls that are covered in SHIT because he whiped his ass forward instead of backwards.
She went to suck him off and got a mouthfull of chocolate salty balls
chocolate salty balls by Rob ONeill January 12, 2005

Chocolate Salty Balls 

A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.

May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls...
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em!!
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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