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Saltruck 

Making a person feel even more worse about themselves, whether you say it accidently or voluntarily.

or

Raining on someone's parade, after the parade stopped because one of the baton people died.
"Hey man, I just found out I was adopted."

"Oh, crap, I'm sorry man, but I think I know why."

"Why."

"Because I'm the jackass that gave you up."

"Saltruck."
Saltruck by W.S.1234 May 16, 2009
Words you can keep

Saltcuck 

A person who attempts to to ruin whatever your doing through the act being salty and toxic, often used over text or to describe people on the internet.
"God that tea mate was such a saltcuck"
Saltcuck by Athles October 12, 2019

Saltfucked 

verb; usually used in past tense; To loosen the cap on a salt shaker such that used, the cap detaches resulting an miniature mountain of salt on the food or surface below.
That girl just saltfucked me and now my tofu is ruined.
Dude, I’m going to saltfuck your mom tonight.
Saltfucked by Moby_Prick December 29, 2016

saltfuck 

verb; usually used in past tense; To completely ruin or mess up; adj.; Used to describe an action with disasterous effects, such as rubbing a wound with salt.
That calc test saltfucked me.

Dude, I didn't study for my english final!
>>Chill out, nothing will get saltfucked.
saltfuck by Anthony Maloche April 26, 2006

saltbuck 

a $10 bill. From the amount of calories in a packet of salt; ten.
"Hey Joe, you got two fives for a saltbuck."
saltbuck by Vandemo April 10, 2007

saltfucker

Someone who licks a salt dildo while being fisted a glove filled with saline solution.
That saltfucker took it all over his mouth as mom called for more.
saltfucker by Deathbypigfuckers February 23, 2014

saltrock 

Someone who is salty. All the time for no apparent reason and at anytime.
Austin is such a saltrock to the point of being a try hard .
Ashton is such a salt rock.Will not even pick up the controller because is incoherent saltiness.
saltrock by SaltRock Inforum April 7, 2021
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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