Salien 

Those crazy ladies that always show up at your garage sale. Symptoms include showing up before you "open", haggling over every. single. price. and insulting your taste in stuff.

Oh my God, this salien showed up to my garage sale 1/2 an hour before I 'opened', offered me $20 for my lawnmower , then argued with me for 10 minutes when I told her it wasn't for sale!

Salien by username!username! July 29, 2011

Sapient

wise, having or showing sound judgment; possessing or expressing great sagacity

Also relating to the Human species Homo sapiens

a stern, smiting but sapient man stood before them

Sapient by S256 October 12, 2020

salena 

the sweetest, funniest, smartest girl ever. she will make you laugh and make your whole day seem brighter and happier with just one smile. she is very loyal and will do anything to make someone feel better. she is a very busy girl who tries hard to keep up with her life and be obligated to everything. she tries her best to make room for her schedule for everyone but knows how hard it can be when there are strict rules that she must follow. she can be quite a rebel and can be real freaky when she wants to (wink wink ;))) ) If you ever fall in love with a salena, remember that she loves you and dont ever let her go even though times may get rough for both of you.

That girl looks like a Salena tbh.

salena by broskiinthebag100 October 8, 2019

Techno sapiens 

A new intelligent species resulting from Homo sapiens' integration with technology. Techno sapiens are physically different from previous human groups through the use technology assisted genetic and physical modification. Techno sapiens evolution is technology driven and its genome will be different from Homo sapiens’ genome in ways never before imagined possible through natural evolution.

"On the following pages, photographer James Balog documents what he calls Techno sapiens: fusions of humans and machines that can be found today in American research labs and hospitals, and even on the streets. Add up the images, says Balog, and it's not hard to envision a race of flesh-and-technology beings with electric hands, legs of steel that run a two-minute mile, and perceptual powers unknown in nature."

Techno sapiens by space_raccoon January 24, 2014

Saleena 

A girl who cares about one person more then herself.Once she commits to you she will literally do anything to you.But don't mistake her for a weak person because if you fuck her over she won't hesitate I cut you off.You must be very special to her if she gives you a second or multiple chances.If you have yourself a Saleena do not let her go.Shes a ride or die and when she says she loves you she means it.

Damn you really shouldn't have let Saleena out your life

Saleena by Se leva March 14, 2017

Canibais Salientes

Canibais salientes is a group of young brazilian girls that dance Ragatanga (or Boy is a Bottom), love gay couples, crave world domination and like to make satanic rituals to honor Bryan Fuller, Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy.

Q : Do you (wor)ship Hannigram, Johnlock, Cherik, Spirk and other male pairings?
A: Yes!
Q: Do you desire world domination?
A: muffled sobbing yes
Q: Are you omnipresent?
A: Hell yeah
Q: Do you practice yoga and cadeira rodada?
A: Yep. McAvoy and Fassbender too
Canibais Salientes: You're in.

Canibais Salientes by sherlock holmes May 2, 2014

Salina Goggles 

An imaginary set of goggles that automatically fit to most male students at Kansas State University at Salina after spending a short two weeks on campus. It makes a "2" a "10" Similar to beer goggles, however, the effects of Salina goggles do not cease regardless of sobriety. NO STRAIGHT MAN IS IMMUNE!!

Bryan realized that he had his Salina Goggles on when he caught himself thinking that chubby chasing was a good idea.

Salina Goggles by * The Closer * September 20, 2009