Sales associate 

Noun used to describe something that isn't quite cool, but just average.

I wouldn't call that car bad ass, but definitely sales associate

Sales associate by S-Doobius December 1, 2009

sales associate 

A person that has joined a company or work force to deliberately help the sales of the said company. Tasks, assignments, and jobs are given to the person throughout the day to complete as well as dealing with customer's and customer service.

The main goal for a sales associate is to leave a lasting impression towards the customer and let them feel like they are welcome back at anytime. If the customer is happy, chances are, the company will be as well.

Bob was hired as a sales associate at his job to help customer's shopping in their store.

sales associate by clutz25 December 29, 2009

Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》

Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》 by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

anatomical sales associate 

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.

Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I not comfortable soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."

anatomical sales associate by improviduto December 15, 2008

anatomical sales associate 

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.

Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I'm not exactly comfortable with soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."

anatomical sales associate by improviduto December 15, 2008

street sales associate 

hooker, prostitute, woman of the night. a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money; whore; harlot, call girl, streetwalker, courtesan; trollop, strumpet, One who solicits and accepts payment for sex acts, a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money syn: cocotte, whore, harlot, bawd, tart, cyprian, fancy woman, working girl, sporting lady, lady of pleasure, woman of the street v : sell one's body; exchange sex for money

My friend Casey is a street sales associate on the corner of Birch and MacArthur.

street sales associate by NsK September 21, 2006

Professional Yard Sale Associate 

A term referring to Hispanic women over the age of thirty who spend the weekday gathering a host of useless trinkets and trash from the neighborhood thrift stores, and then selling them in a yard sale on the weekend. These women consider this to be their profession, though not profitable.

Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.

Why does every house across the railroad tracks have a yard sale EVERY weekend?

Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.

Professional Yard Sale Associate by The collectiveish September 7, 2010