Non-Yankee fan: The yankees buy to many players its ruining baseball. Baseball needs a salary cap.
Yankee fan: Its not george's fault that people buy like 4 million tickets a year and that they have their own TV network. He can spend his money like he wants
Describes the limit of side hoes you can have. When you hit the salary-cap you have reached the limit of girls you can handle at the same time. To make room for a new hoe you have to dumpone, also refereed to as freeing up cap space.
Linus: Are you trying to hit that?
Andrew: I wish but I already hit my salary-cap. I need to free up some capspace before I am able to take on a contract that big.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.