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Salami Smoothie

The act blending Spam, Salami, Baloney, and 15 year old Foreskin in a blend tech blender, then filling an uncircumcised penis with the substance and with a straw... sucking it out
I have never lived before I tried my first salami smoothie at that lemon party last night
by 69dingdonger May 8, 2019
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