Saint Nekolas

The patron saint of the lost cats

Karen: My kitty Salem is missing and I’m desperate. I don’t know what to do…
Katehrine: Say a prayer to Saint Nekolas and you will find your little pussy

by Love-fi December 7, 2025

Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum

Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.

Praise Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum, let the nonbelievers perish in the realm of flavorless food.

by The prophet of Nikolas December 31, 2023