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saggy rice bags

saggy rice bags is the name given to a person who has over the top saggy nips, like that of a 70 year-old crack whore.This droopy nip syndrome causes the infested's rice bags to hit the floor when they jump, causing the ground to shake as though it has parkingsons. Approach with extreme caution titties saggier than your nans are very hostile and may chomp off your dick faster than "O niel"(common name for your local pedo) after kiddies. Ricebagitis is known and scientifically proven to be the leading cause of virginity being more damaging to their sex life than posting "#1 victory royal". Sufferers of this diseases penises tend to be smaller than average having a droopy bellend and an oversized foreskin.
Luke- oi bruv u erd about that kid saggy rice bags?
Kieron- nah heard hes got some saggy ass nips
Luke- yeh man that kid liams ricebags are droopier than robs dick in the girls changing rooms
Kieran- HAHAHHAHA fucking queer!"

Sagg Bags 

"Damn, those are some sagg bags."
"Please tell me you aren't checking out my grandma?"
Sagg Bags by Mako3 October 15, 2008

saggybaggin'

The word teabaggin combined with saggy bollox, but saggybaggin your granny.
Judice: i think il tea bag my granny
Ron: dont you mean saggybaggin'?
saggybaggin' by Shauna Mcmahon August 12, 2009

saggybaggy

an old evil woman usaly used by skaters
"dude saggybaggy called the cops on us for skating"
saggybaggy by Malachi Frey November 25, 2007

saggybagettidevitopastaman 

It means... idk
Look at that saggybagettidevitopastaman
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