Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour
kissing is a habit fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain
10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes of pain 3 days in the hospital a baby with no name
the baby is a basterd the mother is a whore this never would have happened if the rubber hadn't torn
sex is like math
subtract the clothes
add the bed
divide the legs and
pray to god you don't multiply
roses are red grass is green open your legs and I'll fill you with cream
sex is evil
Sex is a sin
sins are forgiven so stick it in
roses are nice violets are fine
I'll be the 6 if you be my 9
eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you like it don't be sassy use your tounge and make me nasty
Have safe sex
kissing is a habit fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain
10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes of pain 3 days in the hospital a baby with no name
the baby is a basterd the mother is a whore this never would have happened if the rubber hadn't torn
sex is like math
subtract the clothes
add the bed
divide the legs and
pray to god you don't multiply
roses are red grass is green open your legs and I'll fill you with cream
sex is evil
Sex is a sin
sins are forgiven so stick it in
roses are nice violets are fine
I'll be the 6 if you be my 9
eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you like it don't be sassy use your tounge and make me nasty
Have safe sex
by Rivers clement November 02, 2018
EMS: "Sir how did this happen?"
Me: "We were fuckin' and then i had a back spasm and she hit her head from the thrust."
EMS: "Sir, practice safe sex next time and move the bed away from the wall."
Me: "We were fuckin' and then i had a back spasm and she hit her head from the thrust."
EMS: "Sir, practice safe sex next time and move the bed away from the wall."
by AngryWhiteMale May 11, 2003
Masturbate you idiot if your that concerned about STD's or pregnancy. Its the safest safe sex you'll ever have
by Oddjobguy147 April 18, 2006
Using a condom or pill during sex so a baby is not conceived, an STD is not transmitted. However, it is kind of an oxymoron:
Donald discovered that safe sex is not really safe after his girlfriend, Katherine, choked on his condom and died.
by Erika July 24, 2004
That lunch lady I met at the 7-11 wants to introduce me to her kids. Fortunately, I was practicing safe sex.
by Kurt Brinker June 17, 2004
The act of not having unprotected sex.
This song demonstrates the idea of safe sex. "The safest way to have sex is right between the titties." Tha Alkaholiks "the next level"
by FlyAway July 17, 2011