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safe dick 

Safe dick is the dick you go to when you break up with your s-o and you need a good dickin' but dont want STD's from a new dick and want to be cuddled afterward.

Safe dick is usually a guy you are already friends with and won't make a casual hook up awkward afterward. This guy cares for your well being, but doesnt want a relationship so he will always be down to have sex and cuddle.
Girl 1: i need to get fucked
Girl 2: go look on tinder
Girl 1: nah, im not trynna get an STD right now, I'll hit up tommy for some safe dick.
safe dick by idontknowman99 December 5, 2017
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Safe dick 

The term safe dick is used after your break up and you need a re bound. Safe dick is usually being sexually involved with someone from your past i.e ex, long time friend or co worker ect.

Anyone can go through this but cougars invited this term.
"My ex husbands friend whom i've known for 20 years would be considered safe dick"
Safe dick by etro516181 April 10, 2023
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