sad sauce 

Commonly used at the Home Depot to describe the department head at the pro desk. It's used to describe somebody who is just so sad to look at you can't do anything besides laugh. Most people described as sad sauce usually have anywhere between 5-10 kids.

Man, that department head Rob is such sad sauce.

sad sauce by Josh "Rosicherie" Special June 28, 2008

Sad Sauce 

Term used to describe cum, jizz, and/or semen released while masterbaiting to help conquer the feeling of loneliness.

Andy after breaking up with his girlfriend can now only release sad sauce.

Sad Sauce by SadSauce101 January 10, 2016

sad sauce 

A word used to describe something bad happening.

Person 1: Oh man, I'm sick.
Person 2: Aw, sad sauce.

sad sauce by kdfjkdjfdkjf May 26, 2007

sad sauce 

the internal sadness when something so terrible happens you can’t help but try to cope with humor

Person 1: my best friend is moving away
Person 2: sad sauce

sad sauce by livvylivster July 9, 2020

Sad Sauce 

When your life is just so sad but also saucy.

That’s like so sad sauce.

Sad Sauce by Roseygal86 October 26, 2022