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Sad Ending 

When you get a massage and have them euthanize you at the end.
"I can't even get hard anymore. I guess I'll just take a sad ending." - guy on massage table.

Sad ending 

A little person stripper version of tub girl with a blue waffle, dressed up as a mime-clown, with big black hands that someone pays for to drill them rough, but instead puts her crevasse in their face and proceeds to shit on their chest, take their money, and subsequently giving them blue balls.
Robert went to the dentist today and got a sad ending. His mouth was numb and he smelled like shit.
Sad ending by maphew December 4, 2013

Sad ending 

When a massage client asks for a happy ending and the therapist suggest they finish themselves off with “this bottle”
“This bottle” usually contains biofreeze, bengay. or icey hot
I had a client ask for something extra so I offered him a sad ending.
Haven’t seen him since
Sad ending by Glock(oma) July 2, 2021

sad, quiet ending 

Getting hand release at a massage parlor while your parents watch via live two-way video.
My mother yelling, "Oh God, no, don't do that, oh, no!" made that a sad, quiet ending to remember.
sad, quiet ending by darthcletus January 16, 2009

sadeninghyperfidgyanxiety

the feeling of sadness, hyperness, fidgetyness, and anxiousness.
thing 1: im feeling something right now
thing 2: such as...
thing 1: sadeninghyperfidgyanxiety
thing 2: i know exactley what u mean!

sadenning 

a subject is exposed to something that brings them to feel sadness
"The tragic love story was sadenning"
sadenning by Tj p February 17, 2008
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Frothability 

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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