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Sad Bastards 

A person(s) that leaves a definition on a web site, defacing definitions and claiming that certain definitions are not fit to reside in cyberspace. This person is usually guilty of doing that which he/she is accusing others of doing.
"I hate people that sit around all day and leave comments on websites that suck...oh, wait....that's me. Damn."
Sad Bastards by beebo April 18, 2005
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Sad Bastards 

The sorta people that leave really pathetic definitions on here as they have nothing better to do!
Sad Bastards by Stevie September 8, 2004

sad bastards 

People who spend all day posting (especially threads) on NME.com's forum instead of working.
Everyone on NME.com (especially Screwy) are sad bastards

sad pathetic little bastards

"Hi, im from North America & im a republican"
"well you're a sad pathetic little bastard"

sad pathetic little bastards

means:

people who diss celebrities and other famous people to make themselves feel better!

sad American boys who live in their parents basements downloading porn all day!

Scally fuckers from England who have Bleached-Blonde hair who wear cheap Burberry hats and Rockport shoes saying, "Buzzin" or "thats canny man yeah" or "ere mate save us two's"!!

someone who has no comman sense!

Someone who doesn't care about being succesful, and will probably work in McDonalds for the rest of his/her life! and always say, "d ya want fries with that?"

people who take drugs and smoke pot/weed (it all kills you eventually) but they don't care!

and there's lots of other sad patetic little bastards out there, and EVERYONE THINKS YOUR SAD!
Scally says: "ere mate can you get served"
Punk says: "no, im off to go die my hair black"

Basement liver says: "Celebrities are sooo stupid, they like pose all the fuckin time, they are so retarded!"

Normal person says: "You just say all that shit to make yourself feel better, you might look "good" on the Internet but your an acne-faced motherfucker"

i hate these people!
sad pathetic little bastards by meef September 9, 2004

Sad Bastard Music 

a phrase in reference to the film "High Fidelity". Used to describe slow, morose songs, or songs with unabashed tenderness in the lyrics or vocal style.
Jack Black as Barry, "put on some old sad bastard music, see if i care" this was in reference to Belle and Sebastian. other examples of sad bastard music include Low, Roy Orbison, Neil Young, Elliot Smith, Tim Hardin, Smog, wilco, bonnie prince billy, etc.
Sad Bastard Music by Zellonan April 21, 2009

Sad Bastard Jeans 

Jeans that are cheap and ill-fitting

Often worn by fat unattractive males

Can be abbreviated to ‘SBJs’
Male: ‘Do these Jeans look good on me? ’

Female: ‘No they are Sad Bastard Jeans’
Sad Bastard Jeans by dmkk August 14, 2022
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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