Sabre Tooth 

This is a Woman well past her prime of being a Puma or even a Cougar. They lurk just before dusk in huge groups drinking Cosmopolitan after Cosmopolitan. They are looking for any form of action and are no stranger to the chase. They typically wear gray and white fur coats, have way to much gold jewelry, and wear more make up than Bozo the clown. If one of them approaches you quickly point her in the direction of the nearest early bird dinner and run for your life. These are the worst of bar patrons as they have nothing to lose and have heard it all.

OMG look at that dude he's getting mauled by that Sabre tooth

Sabre Tooth by Avran LeFeber June 30, 2006

Sabre Tooth 

A Sabre Tooth is a cougar past her prime but still hunting for that younger man. Cougar is 35-49 years old while a Sabre Tooth is 50+. She is more likely to have multiple houses (from previous marriges), to buy you drinks, and driving a vet.

I was in Vegas last week and a Sabre Tooth pounced on my crotch.

Sabre Tooth by DeathByMullet May 19, 2009

sabre tooth 

An woman who is angry and vicious, who is known for occassional outbursts of rage. Scary. On occassion one fears for their life.

Frank: I went to this break up support group, and it seemed like I was in a sabre tooth watering hole. Totally scary to think of waking up every morning with one them.

Frank's Dad: Yea, it gave me a queasy feeling when I was marrying your mother and the preacher ended with his line: "death do ya part", and I looked at her and ....

sabre tooth by mlhiss March 28, 2008

Sabre Tooth Tiger

A cougar that is so old that she is now extinct.

Ladonna tried to trade her husband in for a younger version but she had unknowingly become a sabre tooth tiger.

Sabre Tooth Tiger by The Ray-Jay combo September 8, 2011

Sabre Tooth Tiger

An old woman (who's long in the tooth) that hooks up with a young guy.

Did you see Cloris Leachman making out with Jack Black? She's a Sabre Tooth Tiger!

Sabre Tooth Tiger by mrbearsh May 30, 2009

Sabre' Tooth Tiger 

When a man is either sexually active, dating, or married to a woman 20 plus years his senior.

Instead of a 30 year old man dating a cougar who is 44 years old. A 30 year old man dating a sabre' tooth tiger who is fifty five.

Sabre' Tooth Tiger by lesshizzle June 4, 2011

Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets

Fuzzy little crickets that bite hard leaving bumps and zits in the crotch region of men and women.
These animals are transmitted from dirty women while having intercourse. If a male is bitten it is because they jump off the female, bite the male and then jump back on to the females pubic hair region.
For females to rid of these, they must shave their pubic region completely.

OUCH! I think I was bitten by Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets!

Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets by SILENT311 May 12, 2009