3 definitions by DeathByMullet
A Manthong is a metrosexual guy who is hangs out with your girlfriend and watches Oprah with her while talking about gossip magazines. This is the type of guy you could see wearing a thong to fit in with the girls.
John: "Dude, I saw your girl with Chet again."
Bob: "Were they getting their nails done?
john: "Probably, Chet is such a Manthong"
Bob: "Agreed"
Bob: "Were they getting their nails done?
john: "Probably, Chet is such a Manthong"
Bob: "Agreed"
by DeathByMullet April 18, 2008
A Manthong is a metrosexual guy who is hangs out with your girlfriend and watches Oprah with her while talking about gossip magazines. This is the type of guy you could see wearing a thong to fit in with the girls.
John: "Dude, I saw your girl with Chet again."
Bob: "Were they getting their nails done?
john: "Probably, Chet is such a Manthong"
Bob: "Agreed"
Bob: "Were they getting their nails done?
john: "Probably, Chet is such a Manthong"
Bob: "Agreed"
by DeathByMullet April 16, 2008
A Sabre Tooth is a cougar past her prime but still hunting for that younger man. Cougar is 35-49 years old while a Sabre Tooth is 50+. She is more likely to have multiple houses (from previous marriges), to buy you drinks, and driving a vet.
by DeathByMullet May 18, 2009