When you are horny and
think about engaging in an extremely sinful,
degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just"
fapping
Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large
sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.
"May I ask, what sins did you confess at
church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a
short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"