Dog: *thinking* damn it Carol don't fucking test me again, this is 5th time today you've told me this and I still don't know who the hell is a good boy, it could that little fucker over there you call your "son"
"So like, I was at the store, and like the guy was all 'So you want paper or plastic' and I was like 'plastic' and like I baught a pack of gum but OMG he's soo hott..."
I can guarantee you won't go hungry, because at the end of the day, someone is always gonna want someone else Dead.
"Sniping's a good job mate." - Sniper TF2