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swinging dick

A generic label for a nondescript male, with an emphasis on "dick" implying that only the minimum requirements of being male is sufficient to satisfy the argument.

In this respect its context is similar in application to Joe Six-Pack, Joe Blow or John Doe but, respectively cruder to exaggerate the negative perception of the "average" male.
Person 1: "What are the requirements for the position?"

Person 2: "Nothing! Seriously, this place has such a high turn over rate that any swinging dick gets hired."
swinging dick by aurista25 March 20, 2009
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Swinging dick

An adult male who has passed puberty, thus has a "swinging dick." Typically used with a negative connotation.
Dude #1: God, we need some girls at this party. All I see are a bunch of swinging dicks!

Dude #2: I know, why don't we call your sister...Just kidding!

Swinging dick

Adjective for someone that is so bad ass that their dick metaphoricaly hangs past their knees. Related words are player and pimp.
Friend 1: Did you see Jason Bourne kick that dudes ass with a wash cloth?

Friend 2: Yeah, he is such a swinging dick in Bourne ultimatum.
Swinging dick by Viperone July 22, 2009

Swinging dick

when a M2F ride a dick,her dick will swinging in a very cute way
My girl Kelly have a very adorable swinging dick
Swinging dick by Dopeternet January 21, 2019

Swinging dick gandelier 

A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.
As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier

swinging dick fest 

Any social gathering, party, or event that is occupied by mostly men looking to get laid.
"Jamie and I walked into the club last night and it was a total SWINGING DICK FEST".

Swinging Dick Of Doom 

A very well educated man, with a razor sharp witt, women fall instantly for him, a real ladies man.

In a fight he is the meanest SOB you would ever want to tangle with. Usually he will suffocate his foe with in thier own asses.
a woman tells her "Oh my god i just met the Swingingdickofdoom!"
the friend replies "Are you kidding me? he is REALLY the most interest man in the world, did you fuck him?"
she replies "i couldnt help myself, he is The Swinging Dick of Doom"