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A type of vehicle that mostly arrogant people like to drive, especially when they feel that they have to be ‘above everyone else’ on the road, both literally and figuratively.
Damn the jerk in that bloody SUV in front of me, I can’t see anything else up ahead in this traffic!.
by Space Demon-69M March 13, 2019

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A garment or outfit often worn by losers, assholes, criminals, scumbags and other low-lifes, usually in an attempt to appear smart and respectable. Also a term that refers to one who wears or lives and breathes in such an outfit.
Look at those mafiosos!. They always go around wearing a suit.
by Space Demon-69M March 07, 2019

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What all people and animals do when they answer the call of nature, otherwise it’s a mentality that usually takes the ‘human‘ out of ‘human being’
I take my dog out for a walk every day every day so it can do its business, or ‘Sorry brother, before I kill ya, I just want ya to know that it’s only business, nothing personal!’.
by Space Demon-69M March 13, 2019

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The blatant portrayal of extremely annoying human beings, doing extremely annoying things, and saying extremely annoying things in an extremely annoying and irritating tone of voice, usually in the presence of extremely annoying sounds or music, all in the name of trying to fool people into spending their $$$ on things they don't need. These days, the level of annoyance is very often to the degree where one is almost inclined to destroy their TV or radio out of anger and frustration.
Oh no! not another goddamned commercial. Ughh! This is torture! Shut up! SHUT UUUPPPPPPPP! Shut the F…………………CK UUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! (viewer kicks over his TV…..)
by Space Demon-69M July 02, 2019

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A Military styled 'SUV type' vehicle for everyday roads (unfortunately), which functions as an ego-booster for people who seek to intimidate other drivers by appearing to be big, tough MILITARY types. They usually appear wider and more 'bulletbroof' than most regular 'SUV's.
ANNOYED DRIVER TO A HUMMER-DRIVING HOTSHOT: Hey there wannabe soldier!, go buy yourself a TANK and go to war!. That'll show 'em how big of a man you are!
by Space Demon-69M October 19, 2015

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An unspectacular leisure activity (sometimes called a 'sport' for some strange reason), usually enjoyed by spoiled or stuck-up rich people with nothing better to do with their lives.
I'd much rather watch the grass grow or the paint dry than to look at somebody playing golf.
by Space Demon-69M July 02, 2019

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The true embodiment of ‘God’ that virtually all human beings on this planet actually worship, live, suffer and die for, regardless of their professed religion. (also a cool Pink Floyd song).
Oh yeah, Gotta make more money!! Screw everything else! Nothing like the almighty buck! :p
by Space Demon-69M April 02, 2019

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