Rypsaw's definitions

rice rocket

A usually derogatory term used to desrcibe any of a number of imported cars (hondas, mitsubishes, etc.) that are not specifically designed for racing. Many have only physical modifications, including neon lights, massive spoilers, and decals for equipment they don't have. Others, however, are extensively modified for racing and often sport NOS, Tubos/superchargers, well tuned exhaust systems, and computer enhanced fuel/air mix ratios. This variety is MUCH rarer.

I pulled up next to this guy driving a rice rocket yesterday. His fake stickers didn't help him when i smoked his ass.

by Rypsaw April 30, 2003

house of 1000 corpses

The worst gd movie i have ever seen in my life, bar none. Don't go to it unless you enjoy having your penis slammed in a sliding glass door, because thats what its like to watch.

"Oh my fucking god, Rob Zombie is going to...nevermind."

by Rypsaw May 2, 2003

duck shit

quite possibly the funniest phrase i've ever heard. Makes anything funny.

"Dude...i'm sorry your grandmother died like that. Look out! Duck shit! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Rypsaw May 2, 2003

macaroni noodle

An uncircumsized penis.

"Loser, you're just pissed cuz you have to roll back the skin on your macaroni noodle."

by Rypsaw April 30, 2003

gar

1. Noun
Gar--a fish
hell gars--fish from hell, enjoy eating legs
undead hell gars--see above, but undead
undead subterranean hell gars--see above, but come at you from underground unexpectantly.

2. Adjective
Used to describe something otherwise indescribably bad, gay, horrible, or inept.

1. "NSYNC should be stranded on a deserted island populated by undead-subterranean-hell-gars."

2. Pacifists are gar. Anti-war protesters should be castrated.

by Rypsaw April 30, 2003

Suv

Sport Utility Vehicle. Neither a sport vehicle nor a utility vehicle. A whack, fakeass (and successful) attempt by the motor vehicle industry to lure in overpaid middle class workaholic moms who think that they need a 3 ton vehicle to carry their stupid kids to soccer practice.

"My old car got 38 miles per gallon and could carry only 4 people; despite the fact that i am a divorced mother of one, i had to upgrade to a vehicle that got 13 miles per gallon and could carry 10 people."

by Rypsaw April 30, 2003

fascism

Fascism is the belief in the absolute control of everyone/everything. A form of government that is slowly becoming popular in america.

by Rypsaw April 30, 2003