SUTTS 

Stay Up Til Tommorow Syndrom: is the disease that is whe you cant fall asleep before 12 midnight.. A Diesease that is starting to become a major epidemic throughout American teenagers. In a 2004 study on teenagers between the age of 14-24 year olds,; scientists found out that the main reason for SUTTS is the amount of Caffine teenagers are consuming. At this rate, in 2340 teenagers will no longer be able to sleep. The best way to prevent this is to not drink sodas, ie, Coke, Pepsi, Root Beer, Dr Pepper, Mountain Dew etc,. And other drinks with a high amount of caffine such s Monster, Red Bull, Rockstar, Nos etc,. So all in all, SUTTS: the epidemic that is weeping the nation. GO TO BED BEFORE MIDNIGHT!

"Dude, you got SUTTS tonight?"
"No"

SUTTS by Jacob Glickman January 21, 2008

SUTTS 

Staying Up Till Tommorrow Syndrome

Dude I got SUTTS

man u gonna die or somethin now?

SUTTS by Harry Hammer January 12, 2008

Sutts the slutz

One word : run

Who's that over there? Mate it's Sutts the slutz

Sutts the slutz by Big kaino June 26, 2021

Sutton 

The town in outer London in which the Rolling Stones were spotted by a notable music promoter in 1963 during an early gig at the then Red Lion public house (now the Winning Post) in Sutton High Street. The rest is history.

But, I hear you say, there must more to the town than *just* that. Well, yes: Sutton is just ten miles from London's Charing Cross, and is a very leafy and pleasant place to be. Much of Sutton was build during Victorian times, so the architecture has the character of that era. In recent years there's been something of an influx of young professionals, whose presence has helped lead to the current plethora of trendy restaurants, stylish coffee houses and cool bars, like All Bar One.

PERSON 1: Are there any "hidden gem" areas in and around London?

SAGE: There were a few years ago, and I'd have said SUTTON was one. But it's not hidden any more.

Sutton by .l April 15, 2014

Sutton 

A town very near central London (just under 10 miles) that is cool and trendy and arty, but far safer and more secure than most locations nearer the centre. It is admired for being a very green and leafy town which offers a good quality of life - there are good bookshops, a theatre, an enormous and very popular library, and numerous culinary offerings from around the world. And: being just 4 miles south of Wimbledon, it is very handy for the world's top tennis tournament.

PS The London Borough of Sutton has the best set of secondary schools in the whole of Britain. Fact.

Enjoy life - move to Sutton!

Sutton by tennis king is murray! May 14, 2014

The Suttonator 

A machine, patented by The English Department Ltd, and designed purely to be possibly the most anti-social and hated contraption ever created.
It contains 8 million anal transistors and just under 6 million bitch capacitors.
The quirky designers implemented a function in the machine to make it teach English, and with that constantly brag about the degree it got at Oxford University; however they did not program it to mention that it was Oxford Brookes.
The Suttonator has many pre-programmed voice commands and jingles; predominantly 'stop masticating', 'spit or swallow please' and the term 'Spankage'. Everything else it emits from its 380 Watt mouth is just indistinguishable shouting and screaming.
The machine is designed to hate and be spiteful to everyone it encounters, but a small bug in the software makes it particularly fond of just a few students it teaches. It favours them above the rest of the class and showers them with praise and prizes. We still do not know today how this behaviour is formed, but it is suspected it has something to do with good behaviour in class.
The design of The Suttonator is far from original. It is clearly closely inspired and almost an exact pastiche of Miss Sutton, the English Teacher. The only difference being that the machine cannot lactate; although there is no evidence that the human can either.
Like 'Miss Sutton', The Suttonator has weaknesses: It hates to be humiliated in front of an audience and particularly dislikes people who are irritatingly cheerful.
If you are subject of this, then you may be asked to 'stay behind after class'; a cheap but effective ploy in eliminating the perpetrator.
No machine is without disadvantages, and The Suttonator has a severe problem with agility. Due to it's obscene weight and wide-birth extremities, it's top speed is 0.36 km/h, and has trouble fitting through doorways that it immediately claims have shrunk.
Always dressed in a green coat, this machine closely resembles a concorde pear, with it's very wide hips, narrowing towards towards the head.

The Suttonator: I didn't spend 3 years at Oxford University to deal with badly behaved children! I've got my degree, I've done my GCSEs; I don't give a monkeys about you lot!

The Suttonator by Actiasluna April 26, 2009

Sutton 

A nice borough in South London, and the main town within the borough.

Sutton is the most up and coming borough in London.

There's a nice little music venue in West Sutton.

Sutton by Hip'n'arty May 31, 2014