Sucks me off 

When a person, hopefully a girl, gives a man a blow job.

My girlfriend sucks me off after 7 hours of having sex.

Sucks me off by TheFuck69 March 16, 2017

Suck me off at the next station 

The origin of this phrase stems from an Aboriginal woman who verbally fights with a man on a Brisbane train, remarking lines such as "this is my land", "ya dumb dog" and "suck me off at the next station" Therefore, it can be established that this phrase is indicative of bogan behaviour and is used as an insulting dare.

Aboriginal woman: "Suck me off at the next station please, suck my dick so hard, and I'll say yeah yeah! Bitch!"

Bogan kid: "Suck me off at the next station, lol"

Suck me off at the next station by Alfonso69 October 26, 2011

suck me off 

Oral sex on a bloke. Sucking of the penis.

fellatio

oral

She sucked me off last night and swallowed my load.

He sucked me off last night and swallowed my load.

suck me off by hapticuticle March 18, 2005

suck me off 

to give great pleasure with the mouth and tounge in a thrusting motion

jim: "my girlfriend just broke up with me
bob: "then let me suck you off!!"

suck me off by mr.happy June 4, 2004

suck me off 

to give great pleasure using the mouth and tounge on a penis, or the male reproductive organ

jim: "i just broke up with my girlfriend"
bob: "then let me suck you off"

suck me off by mr.happy May 21, 2004

suck me off 

Generic term used to show displeasure, or dissatisfaction of something

Bob: "Larry, the cars dirty"
Larry: "Bob. just suck me off"

suck me off by Squatdog December 27, 2003

suck me off daddio 

an expression often used after spamming someone that will probably be used as a joke by your friends for years

"Did you hear that Hayden said suck me off daddio to that Matt guy?"

suck me off daddio by obesewhaies June 16, 2016