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suck monkey 

taken from Invader Zim, a suck monkey is any flavored frozen slush drink that can most commonly be bought in convenience stores.

brand names would be Slurpee, Slushy, Icee, ect.
lets search the couch for change and then go get suck monkeys from the gas station!
suck monkey by evilcorey October 27, 2004

suck monkey 

A slang term used when one person is particularly pissed at another, usually after being pwn3ed in a video game.Is used usually when the host's parents are home and do not accept swearing.
Sean:AGH....YOU SUCK MONKEY...STOP SPAWN CAMPING
Kyle:Ahahahahaha...n00b
suck monkey by NarutoUzamaki7 July 23, 2008

Suck Monkey 

Person 1 "Hey Jim see that guy over there?"
Person 2 "Yeah"
Person 1 "he's got to be a suck monkey"
Suck Monkey by H1MS3LF April 4, 2009

Suck-Monkey 

A kiss ass. Boot Licked. Sycophante. A total suck up.

Also: Vampiric Vaginal Tract
Only a Suck-Monkey like you would give their bitch boss a birthday card...
Suck-Monkey by FireMoth April 3, 2006

suck a monkey off 

when a guy sticks his dick in a girls ass and is brown like a monkey and you clean it off by means of a blowjob
last night i told parry to suck a monkey off and she did but sucked at it. that damn hoe.

Suck A Monkey 

A good word to replace vulgar obscenities.
I came to work naked. Again. SUCK A MONKEY
Suck A Monkey by Coleylalala11 September 1, 2010
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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